Wednesday, March 22, 2006


Listen carefully, we represent People's Front of The Columbia District Youth. At the moment we have your Y Guy and he is safe and unharmed and if your youth group wants to see him again you will follow our instructions.

We want a picture of the youth pastor with a shaved head delivered to the Bongo Java Cafe East by tomorrow morning at 8am.

Failure to meet our demands will result in brainwashing the Y Guy into believing he is actually the long lost brother to Bo and Luke Duke, Y-att Duke.

We know you do not want that to happen so do not let us down.

The PFCDY (hermitage umc youth)

UPDATE (3-23-06; 12:05am):

We have a response to our demands and it looks like they want to play hardball. VIVA LA REVOLUTION, GRINGOS!!


Greg Hazelrig said...

Oooh, the plot thickens. What will become of the Y-guy. Tune in next week...same Bat time...same Bat station!

Eric Coomer said...

Wow, it's been a couple days since I've gotten to look at all my friends' blogs. This is quite entertaining. Like a good murder mystery or a crappy episode of CSI.