Monday, May 09, 2005

Gavin's Party WAS The Cat's Meow!!!

Well despite John's, from Locust and Honey, accusation that Gavin is a chronic evangelist of rumors (and the gospel). I have to take up for my buddy and tell you all of the most delightful dinner party Gavo hosted last week.

It all started about 6pm when I arrived at Gav's luxiourious condo on the upper west side of Nashville. I entered his pad to some absoululely wondeful jazz. He had splendid 8 piece band, with full horn section. As I recall they were playing a Miles number off of Kind of Blue.

All of Nashville's most elite Elders and Deacons were at this dinner party. No riff raff here.
I'll tell you what- Gavin Richardson is one CLASS ACT!!!

The party went on throught the wee hours of the night. About midnight Gavin put the wine away and the 'SHINE came out- pure, 100% Roan Mountain Backwoods Moonshine!!! The best I've ever had!!!

And on top of that- something only the most elite of elite in Nashville knows about-


RITZ CRACKERS WITH ROASTED KITTEN!!! DELICIOUS!!!

I went home a happy man.

Thanks Gavin for a wonderful party. Thanks John for feeding the rumor mill's fire!!!



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5 comments:

gavin richardson said...

i'm so glad you brought the tennessee moonshine, ever since the police busted my still looking for that purse thef i haven't found a good place in west nashville to hide a new still. however, i do have my eye on a new spot.

oh, remember we're not supposed to share the stuff the elders said about jay

John said...

Hilarious disclaimer!

gavin richardson said...

i now like you disclaimer even more than the highlights of the party. &:~D

Jay said...

Man for a sec there I was feeling like I got left out of the party!

St.Phransus said...

noway man!! you were there, don't ya remember? oh that's right you had the moonshine!!!